Sheen: “Sure. Yeah. I am on a drug. it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep all over your exploded body. Too much?”
blaaaah! except my dad seems more worried than i am… i told him it’ll be fine seeing as i plan to be extremely stoned for the next few days. i’ve already had a few people asking to buy the drugs off me if i have extras ahahaha. GOOD JOKE. bitchez the drugs gonna be mine.
I called you 'best friend' once. That means even if we don't talk for a long period of time, or even if we have a horrible fight. I'll always be your best friend, you can come to me whenever you want, and I hope it's the same for me.