May 2013
waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper
falloutyoungmale:
I write sins not five page research papers
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk:
post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
no more selfies allowed
blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
heroin will be legalized
george bush will become president again
stock market will crash
korea will blow the US up
world war 3
“In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived,...”
– Buddha (via silentnostalgia)
meoplelikepeople:
acrackinthetardis:
nickgrimshade:
do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid
For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry...
cokeflow:
mirandasexnoise:
greg0ry:
nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
is this cocaine gluten free
meladoodle:
sext: why aren’t you responding to me haha
alrights:
alrights:
alrights:
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
they just wrote my biography
John Green: I fell in love the way you fall asleep; slowly, then all at once.
John Green: Chicken nuggets are like my family.
tw3rkingpizza:
I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.
peevesies:
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
ishimaruu:
if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying
smilingemoticon:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
whats a librarians favorite color
read
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
chlotana:
baby-youremyliquor:
chlotana:
why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper
I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me?
literally what the fuck
harryedward:
i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
growlithed:
the venn diagram of guys i like and guys i cant have is a circle
lameborghini:
ive been annoyed ever since i was born
methlabrador:
wTF MY 7 YEAR OLD SISTER JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM AND GESTURED FOR ME TO FOLLOW HER AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING SO I DID AND SHE LEAD ME INTO THE BACKYARD AND SHE SAID “IM GOING TO SHOW YOU MY SECRET” AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT OK” AND SHE TOOK THE LID OFF HER PORTABLE SANDBOX AND IT WAS FILLED WITH WATER AND LIKE THOUSANDS OF TINY BABY TADPOLES SWIMMING AROUND AND I WAS LIKE WHAT WHERE DID YOU...
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
soselfimportant:
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
